An elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to
have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that
allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly
gentleman went back in a month to the doctor
and the doctor said, "your hearing is perfect.
Your family must be really pleased you can hear
again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told
my family yet. I just sit around and listen to
the conversations. I've changed my will three
times!"